You Pompous Fluffy Blowhard!

Did anyone read today's Able and Baker comic?
Hilarious!
"Your self important ramblings are like ice picks in my ears!"
I think I'm gonna start saying that to people who piss me off.
Good plan Sara, good plan.

Two Words...

Butner Chiropractors

One word Harry... Haircut.

Becca says Goblet of Fire is "Excellent!"
I'd actually like to see it, but I'm not sure I could sit through 2 hours of starring at Harry and Ron's shaggy hair.
It drives me crazy!
It sends me into a rage.
I start kicking cats in the face,
and running at people with sporks in my hands screaming "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Not good.
Not good at all.

Wish I Was Here

Must type to keep from freezing

It is currently 66 degrees in my bedroom.
It's a bit chilly in here.
But never fear!
Johnny Messner is here!
Ooh! You are a bit naurghty. (play Fable, you'll get it)

Longest Week Ever

My grandpa is in the hospital again.
So, you know, I'm the most selfish person ever, because all I can think of is how tired I am of going to the hospital.
Ever since the middle of September, we've been in and out of the hospital for my grandpa about every 2 weeks.
I know I shouldn't complain.
I'm glad my grandpa is OK.
I love him, and I want him to be healthy, but, I'm just so tired.
Tired of the driving,
and the waiting,
and all of the family drama.
Put that together with all the long days at work, and you get...

The Longest Week Ever

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

If by some miracle, anyone besides Becca reads this blog,
there's something you need to know about me.

I'm cheap.

Not in a slutty way, but in a penny pincher - tight wad kinda way.

I live just out of range of good TV reception.
So do I flip the bill for Satellite TV?
No, of course not.
I sit through hours upon hours of static, snow, B&W picture, no sound, and blue screen.
Like a fool!
A fool who doesn't want to spend the 40 bucks a month for something that I can get for free.
Which would be a really great deal if only I could see it.
Tonight, while attempting to decipher what was happening on the latest episode of Bones through the static, I flipped.
ENRAGED!
Enraged that it was happening AGAIN!
I yelled something profane at the TV and shook my fist. (which was really effective... at doing nothing)
If only I could part with the forty dollars I have clutched in my fist.

Midnight Margarita?

Raspberry filled powdered doughnut + margarita wine cooler = stomach ache

TMI

I'm sure nobody wants to know... (but when has that ever stopped me before)
but I am currently consuming my lunch at work and the combination of food items that make it up struck me as funny.

Meatballs with a yummy BBQ sauce
Cheetos
Diet Coke
Dried Mango slices
Cheese sticks
Apple
Mocha candycane

and of course, everything is getting dipped in the BBQ sauce from the meatballs.
Except the diet coke, that would just be wrong.

It's a slow day at work today.
Can you tell I have nothing better to do than write about what I'm eating?

By the way, dried mango slices with BBQ sauce... not my best idea ever.

I Think I've Got A Disease

I just heard the acoustic version of the Matchbox 20 song Disease.
I loved it!
Not a huge Rob Thomas fan,
but nevertheless,
song still rocked.

What Are The Odds?

According to the Insurance Information Institute, the average joe has the following odds of dying from the particular listed event.

Car crash: one in 82
Motorcycle crash: one in 1,159
Falling from stairs or steps: one in 2,331
Airplane accident: one in 5,704
Hit by lightning: one in 56,439
Earthquake: one in 120,161
Dog bite: one in 206,944

I'm liking my odds on the dog bite.

Officer Handsome

OK... so yesterday I got pulled over by a Turlock policeman.
Apparently my right tail light was out.
Would've been nice if someone could have told me. :)
But that's OK, cause he just gave me a warning.
So if by some weird stroke of fate, the officer that pulled me over in Turlock on West Main at 8 o'clock Saturday morning is reading this right now,
thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you for not giving me a fix it ticket.
Oh, and you're hot. :)
Just saying.

Its not Quinn, its Mike Hilton!

When I imagine Becca reading this blog
I see her head exploding
from the stress of having to wade through
all of the improper grammar,
misspelled words,
and general lack of writing ability.

but its gonna be OK Becca
just take a deep breath and look at this picture
good times
good times

Home

I had a dream I stood beneath an orange sky.
You are my own
Here is what I know now
In your love
My salvation
Lies in your love.

WRONG... Try Again

Did anyone read Able and Baker today?

Hilarious!

and if you did, did you read the fact underneath it?

"In 1978, The Speak and Spell became the first device in which the human voice was electronically duplicated on a single chip."

I had one of those!

And I HATED it!

I used to get so frustrated with it,
that I would get a butter knife and pop the batteries out.

My mom and dad would laugh so hard.

I don't know... How?

How did the monkey cross the road?



He jumped on the chicken's back.

Final Fantasy?

As I type, I'm on hold with a tech support company.
Their hold music sounds oddly familar.
I think its the backround music to Final Fantasy VII.
You killed Aries, YOU BASTARD!

Brain Sad

Stupid people make my brain sad.

I handle all of the tech related stuff at work, among other things as well.(I work at a dentist office)
and today was one of our more difficult days, technologically speaking.
Have you ever heard the phrase PEBKAC?
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
One of my coworkers is just one of those people.
You know the one I talking about.
She's the person that figures that if she doesn't know something that she can just start clicking wherever she wants in hope that she'll figure out whatever it is that she's trying to do.
Now, this process will work every now and then, if you have half a brain.
However, I don't think she possesses that part of her anatomy.
It's click click click.
Then, I hear "Sara, I need help in room 1!"
and I agree... she does need help.
Lots and lots of help.

Initiate Countdown

There are only 43 days left til The Island comes out on DVD!


and only 50 days until Serenity is out!


I can hardly restrain myself from shrieking and giggling like a little girl when I think about it.
yes, I know... I'm an uber nerd.