December 20th... Woo Haa!

Serenity is releasing on DVD tomorrow!
And as I stated earlier... Woo Haa!

(Dancing and Chanting)
I can't wait to get it!
I can't wait to buy it!
I can't wait to smell it, and hug it!

Wait... I think it just got weird.

And on another note... I can't believe they killed Wash!
He was a leaf on the wind!
I mean, come on.
I love you Joss Whedon, but first you kill Book, then you turn right around and kill off Wash?!
Thank God your murderous spree ended there, because if you had killed off Mal or Kaylee, I would have had to find you, and hurt you.

Now I'm 0-2

Well, I've already missed giving two different people one of their gifts because they're still being shipped.
Some mailman somewhere has my Best Buy box wedged under the seat in his car.
Just kidding, I know our postal workers have a lot of stuff to deliver, especially around Christmas.
And the two people who didn't get their stuff were my brother-in-law and sister, so no big deal.
Besides, I consider it partially their fault, because they were the ones who wanted to celebrate Christmas a whole week early.
Here's hoping that everything else I ordered online gets here on time, because I just tracked something I got for Becca, and it is currently sitting in a warehouse in Philadelphia. :)

It's Here!

Finally!
The Island is available for my purchasing pleasure.
However, when I walked by it today at the store, I had to simply hold out my hand in longing and mouth the words, "I love you Ewan McGregor."
For my hope is that someone will buy The Island for me for x-mas.
Only 11 more days to go.
Sigh.

An Ode to Dentrix

Oh dear Dentrix,
Why do you suck?
I hate you so much,
I just kicked a duck.

I pull out my hair,
In the frustration.
Your makers were obviously hallucinatin'.

I wish I had some,
of what they were trippin' on,
Then maybe, just maybe,
Me and Dentrix could get along.

Tomorrow

Tomorrow
Tomorrow
I love ya
Tomorrow
It's only a day away
ba bum bum bum

I Hate Shopping!

I really do.
Really.
So, everybody wish me luck, because tomorrow after work I'm going Christmas shopping.
My goal is to get everything I need in one night.
Now, I know thats a lot to expect, but I'm confident that I can get it done.
I've got my list, my VISA, and my comfortable walking shoes.
So, I will be done shopping tomorrow.
I will.
I believe.
I hope.

7 Days!

7 days left till The Island is here!
It's my one true joy.

Sorry, could I be a little more dramatic?

I have one of those foodsaver vacuum things at my house, and the other day I sucked down 2 chocolate muffins in it.
They shrunk to the size of... smaller muffins, and all I could think was how cool it would be to see them reinflate when I opened the bag.
Then, before I could do it, someone else opens the bag... when I'm not even there!
I yelled, "You took my joy!"
And then felt really sad that I was actually looking forward to opening a bag of muffins for over a week.
A week.
Now bow your head and say D'oh.

D'oh.