I love you Firefox!

It's Link-Tastic!

I added Beaver and Steve to the links,
which honestly I've been meaning to do for a long time.
And I also put Boot_Error up there too.
I love the panda.
He's a janitor.

Study your chemistry and avoid certain death

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
was H2SO4.



I want this shirt so bad.

Thank you Ronald McDonald

I finally remembered to get this pic off my camera phone.
This was the best Sausage Egg McMuffin I've ever had!
It was perfect in every possible way.
Melted cheese
Sausage without hard bits of who knows what
Egg cooked just right
English muffins not burnt on the edges
Mmmmm... great, now I'm hungry.

Jag-U-Are

My mouth tastes like I licked a cast iron pan.

Poker Face

I see your sweet & sour pork,
and I'll raise you 2 taco schlongs.

Shhhh... I'm stealing bandwidth.

I've become addicted to downloading everything with my office's high speed internet connection.
I just plug my thumb drive in, and away I go.
It's insane, I downloaded the itunes upgrade today and it only took 2 min. 5 sec.
2 minutes and 5 seconds.
I would've had to let it run all night to download the same file with my dial-up connection at home.

It sickens me.

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Well, actually I didn't really fall, but i found it somewhat hard to get up this morning. My back went out last night, so I'm looking sort of like a pretzel.
I've had the same mattress for the last 12 years, maybe it's finally time to breakdown and buy a new one.

What the Hell?!

Where the heck did May come from?!
It totally blindsided me this year.
It was like, I was walking along minding my own business,
when all of a sudden,
I fell down a flight of stairs onto May.

Oh, and that picture is not of me.