Not just a hat rack

I just thought of a great commercial for matches.

You have this kid that finds a box of matches,
strikes one and then he catches fire.
It then says "Keep Away From Children."

I like it.

And...

Plan rhymes with
Flan which is the ugly stepchild of cheesecake, pudding, and crap that sort of rhymes with
Spam which is really good if you fry it up and serve it with fried eggs and Tang, and...
Spam spelled backwards is
Maps which is something you look at if you're lost and want to find your way, which seems like a profound observation about my life, but if you think about it
Flan spelled backwards is Nalf, which doesn't mean anything, but is really similar to
Narf which is what Pinky used to say on Pinky and the Brain.

I really miss that show.

I forgot The Plan...

shocking, but true.
I forgot The Plan that I passively agreed to so many years ago.

The Plan:
1. Obtain job that pays really good money.
2. Becca and I move out on our own.
3. She does her writing/acting/singing thing while I totally support her financially.

Becca kindly reminded me of The Plan the other day.
How could I possibly have forgotten?!
I need to get with the program, I'm falling way behind.

March 30th?!?!

I haven't blogged anything since March 30th?!
That's not right.
I guess I'm out.
Totally empty.
Devoid of anything left to say worth hearing.
Or I guess it should be type worth reading.
But whatever.

I really like Mai Tai drinks.
They are good.