What Not to Wear

My boss was sick yesterday, so I got home around 2.
Which never happens!
I had laundry and other things to do, so I changed my clothes.
My mom walked in the door about 3 hours later and said "What the hell are you wearing?!"

I was dressed in a F.B.I. t-shirt, scrub pants, and homer simpson slippers.
She said I looked like a crazy person.

Oh, and by the way, Phase 7: My finger is healed! Woo Hoo!
And... I can play Guitar Hero again!
But not a real guitar.
At least not yet.

What I'm listening to right now: Paint it Black --The Rolling Stones

Spree

It's a kick in the monkey!

Uber-Dorky Nerd Queen!

What I'm listening to right now: Strawberry --Everclear

Can't even spell my own name...

Stage 6: I pulled my fingernail off!

Also... my ipod FM tuner doubles as a cop detector!
"How is that possible!", you ask?
The music gets all bajiggity anytime I get close to a cop car, or big rig. :)
Also, today, I spelled my own name wrong on a card, then stabbed myself in the hand with a pen. I was just a little off today.

What I'm listening to right now: Fake It-- Seether

World's Largest Slip n' Slide

i have the largest dragonfly corpse ever on record in the back of my car
a bird and a dragonfly somewhere quite possibly have mated
and their offspring abomination is slowly rotting
between the tarp, shovel, and the ax
i'm not even joking.
I'm waiting for it to dry up in to a pile of buggy dust and blow away, or until i sell my car, in which case i'll inform the new owners that the freaky insect is now their problem.
my finger has blown by Stage 4: Sloughing
and Stage 5: Under the fingernail Fleshy Blob
and I pass a house everyday that i think the owners are installing the world's largest slip n' slide or it could be a huge water slide that goes from their front steps to the pond at the bottom of the hill their house is on
either is a good idea
i think i'll invite myself over
although, why invite myself over when i can just trespass
and my favorite crayon color is still Razzle Dazzle Smell My Butt

What I'm listening to right now: Communication Breakdown --Led Zeppelin

Driver picks the music...

shotgun shuts his cakehole.

season 2 of Supernatural is finally here!
I saw it at the store today and actually gasped out loud
scared a lady
sorry lady :)

What I'm listening to right now: Eyes --Rogue Wave

catching up

Simpsons movie was hilarious!
birthday approaching
oh, and my finger has reached Phase 3: Crust

in case you were wondering what the first two phases were...
Phase 1: My finger is off!
Phase 2: Floppy

What i'm listening to right now: Jump --Van Halen

this is how i wanna go

death by high five, best wheel of fortune moment ever...

I was watching The Wheel the other night, and Pat Sajak almost got it in the head by two contestants high fiving each other. He stepped back and said, "Whoa! One of these days I'm gonna walk right in to one of those, and it is going to kill me."

What I'm listening to right now: Walk Like an Egyptian -- Bangles

I type really slow now

my finger + wood splitter =



what i'm listening to right now: Gotta Have You --The Weepies

and so shall it be written...

I hereby declare the last three days to be Cute Guys at Work Day!
Or Days!
Or Day-a thon!
Or something :)
I tell you what, the sudden influx of attractive young males at my job is becoming freaky, but I like it.

What I'm listening to right now: Teenagers --My Chemical Romance

D'oh!

There are officially only 4 days left to the opening of The Simpsons Movie!
I saw a trailer for it 2 years ago, and made Becca promise me then and there that she would go with me when it came out.
Well, well, well... the day is finally here, and I'm calling in your promise. :)
Woo Hoo!
Homer on the big screen... its gonna be the best day ever!

What I'm listening to right now: Side of a Bullet --Nickelback

Cristo?

I've been having a VERY Supernatural time lately.
I watched season 1 marathon style this weekend, stopping only for bathroom breaks, food, and a couple short naps.
I know, I know... obsessed much?
much too much.
Is it weird that I had a dream about a plot twist that actually happened later in an episode that I swear I've never seen before?

I posted a new poll on the right for all your Supernatural enjoyment.

It's Poll-tastic!

What I'm listening to right now: Whiskey in the Jar --Metallica

It's finally here!

-salt and burn
-dude, i full on swayzed that mother!
-bitch
-jerk
-what's dead, should stay dead
-driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole
-M & M's ARE provisions
-metallicar
-If you were looking to keep something out, you grabbed for the wrong shaker


What I'm listening to right now: Renegade --Styx

Furious Fretwork

Cleaned my desk the other day
found target gift cards
bought Guitar Hero 2
stuck on Hard Furious Fretwork section
need to blink

Its been awhile...

since I last posted.
Sister had baby (hilarious picture at right)
Evil sprinklers.
Been practicing Guitar Hero (in my head)
Had a premonition dream that I died in a car accident.
Certain people have been stirring their raccoons twice daily, if you know what I mean. (nudge nudge wink wink)
Boot_Error is over, done, finished. *tear*
Saw Reefer Madness.
And Becca's soap opera life is back in full swing.
Honestly, I missed it.
I mean, life can get a little boring without stories of Vegas, and parties, and drinking, and her boyfriend's evil identical twin coming back from beyond the grave in a twisted plot of revenge to get back at her uncle's brother's neighbor's step-mom's dog walker who once upon a time tried to feed him a Russian meat filled pie.
And I mean, come on, if that isn't a reason to get revenge, then what is?
Seriously. Russian meat filled pie = BAD IDEA (trust me)

I've also been watching Supernatural again.
I love my delusions.
Its good to have them back .

I'm currently listening to my funeral soundtrack. Its OK... really.

While I wait...

for the Liquid Plummer to unclog my shower drain.
I know, gross.

Have you ever noticed the weird phrases you hear when you flip really fast between radio presets?
Today I heard "All you have to do is suffocate Jimmy Dean." and "you need meat for your bunghole."

(is bunghole one word or two?)

Life Happens

2 days,
6 slices of pizza,
8 movies,
and 7 cans of diet coke
equals one clean room... finally.