Hammer Time

Baywatch!

no boobs!

David Hasselhoff!

Knight Rider!

May 6th, 1923 - October 14th, 2006

Death-Like Symptoms

I just ate 3 eggs that died on August 31st! THAT WAS OVER A MONTH AGO!! I think I'm dying. Well, that will teach me to look at the expiration date next time.
If I start experiencing death-like symptoms, I'll let you know.
You're the first one I talk to, right after the 911 operator.

Donnie Darko

I saw Donnie Darko yesterday.
Or, well, I guess I saw MOST of it yesterday.
I think I'm gonna rent it so I can watch the whole thing.
I really liked the part that I did see though.
Very freaky, and it gave me another reason to fear Patrick Swayze.
Which is always good.
In the last scene of the movie there was a song playing that I immediately recognized,
but I could not for the life of me remember the name or who sang it.
Then it came to me in the middle of the night.(It just popped into my head, no Frank the Bunny, I swear)
It was Mad World by Tears for Fears.
It's been in my head ever since.

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had

You all thought I died, didn't you?!

Well, I didn't.
Obviously right?
Otherwise how could I be typing this right now?
Maybe I'm writing from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!
Wooooooo...

OK, sorry.

Anyways...
I was looking back the other day and realized that my first blog entry was Oct. 25th, 2005.
The 1 year anniversary is fast approaching.
My goal is to have entered 100 posts before the 25th.
Fortunately, this post will bring the grand total to 98, so its looking pretty good.

On another note... Becca and her family got me a digital camera for my birthday.
That's right.
DIGITAL CAMERA!
So from now on you'll have a front row seat for all my photographic masterpieces.
To see the first one, look to the right.

What I'm listening to right now: Mad World (damn you Donnie Darko!)

Hellooooo Pressies!

My mom and sister gave me Simpsons season 8, National Treasure, Burnout: Revenge, and the 1st Lego Star Wars game for my birthday yesterday.
So, needless to say, you may not hear from me for a while.
I'm going to revive my relationship with my TV and PS2.

Oh, how I missed you...

YAAA!

Nobody hits my planet with a ludicrously over-sized item of clothing!

Holy Crap, I'm 25!

Its like, when I wasn't looking 25 sneaked up, knelt behind me, and 24 pushed me right over. They're ganging up against me I tell you!
It's a conspiracy!
Or maybe 25 is more like a rabid dog with leprosy that bit me in the face.
No, no, wait... I think 25 is like a school bus driven by evil elves with afros that clips me in the elbow, and when I fall to the ground, a giant hippopanzee(Hippopotamus+Chimpanzee) steps on me.

Oh, and just for future reference, combining the throwing capacity of a chimpanzee with the bowel movement of a hippo... not the best idea ever.

Remember remember the 5th of November...

A revolution without dance, is a revolution not worth having.

These are way too addictive

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

The Muppet Personality Test

New Template Woooo!

For once, I felt like a change.
And what is the smallest possible change I could make?
NEW BLOG TEMPLATE!
Wooooooooo!
Wooooooooo!
Pelvic thrust Woooooooooo!
I watched like 5 episodes of Spongebob at my sister's house today.

Nooooooooooo!

Migraine + Tuesday night = Me missing the House season premiere.

Ok,ok,ok...

That's it.
No more blog quizzes.
Unless Becca sends me another one. :)

In other news...
today is the first day of my boss' 2 week vacation, so ya know,
Woo Hoo!
I'm free! I'm free!
If you see someone dancing down the streets singing Ok Go's "Do What You Want"... it's me.

Seems about right.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

I saw this one coming a mile away...

You Are Oscar the Grouch

Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism. You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last. You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part. How you live your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Courtesy of Becca's TV fast

Your Monster Profile

Evil Warrior You Feast On: Peanut Butter You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks

What's Your Monster Name?

Is it just me, or does my mummy have a monstrous booty?!

This week is pure INSANITY!

I'm taking my salamander to the Obstetrician, so I'll see you on Thursday.

That horse was probably plotting it for months

Horse breaks leg of Ringo Starr's wife.

And don't forget it! Savvy?

Your Pirate Name Is...

Lieutenant-Colonel Neck Snapper Nellie

Mothra

Tonight I was outside watering the flowers, in the dark, with a flashlight trying to see what I was doing, and then it came. I heard this "thwt, thwt, thwt" noise, and for a split second I was like, "What's that?!"

Then it brushed my hair while flying by my head trying to get to my flashlight! It was the biggest moth I had ever seen! It was like a bird!


I tell you what... you have never seen someone throw such a fit in all your life. I was flailing and screaming "It's in my hair, it's in my hair!"
Then I had to run in the house to look in the mirror to make sure it wasn't on my back or something.Good news... I'm officially moth-free.

Paging Dr. Feelgood... Dr. Feelgood

Trip to Psychiatrist........................................ $250
Perscription for Lithium.................................. $120
Fighting with you split personality...................... Priceless

Warm in these Rhinos...

Holy Crap it's Fracking Hot!
I get home at night, and it's 99 degrees in my house.

Not to be too over dramatic, but I'm sorry, that's insane!

Come on everybody sing with me...
hot diddy hot diddy hot hot hot (high)
hot diddy hot diddy hot hot hot (low)
hot diddy hot diddy hot hot hot (really high)
hot diddy hot hot hot (big finale)

I think the heat has cooked my brain.
Shut up, no it hasn't
you shut up
no you
fart face
butt hippo
monkey farmer

no wait, wait...

I'll amend... Your Face!

Only You Can Prevent Forrest Fires

Here's the newest pics from the front lines of the San Antonio Canyon Fire.














Revel in my mad camera phone skills. :)

My new favorite old guy

Move over crusty Ray Liota, Harrison Ford, and Mel Gibson.

And make way for Marton Csokas!

I saw Aeon Flux this Saturday,
and I actually liked it.
I know, shocking!
It's just that it got so many bad reviews, that I expected it to be total crap.
But it wasn't, it was cool, and a lot less bizzaro than it's animated counterpart.

Lets just call it a dud of a weekend.

Do you ever have those times when you just can't get out of your own tracks?
No?
Just me?
Well, OK then.
I had all these things that I was going to do this weekend,
but I just never did any of them.
I went to bed at 3am,
woke up at noon,
and was pretty much "pppffththfth" (make a thumbs down) the rest of the day.
So, I don't know... meh.
But, at least this coming weekend is a 5 day weekend,
so,
ya know,
Woo Hoo!

I'm melting... melting!

Dude!
It is so freaking HOT!
Or, if I were Becca, I'd say it's so fracking HOT!

Seriously though, HOT HOT HOT!

I finally know how to say "Holy Shit!" in Japanese!

All thanks to Final Fantasy Advent Children.
I loved it by the way.
If anything, I liked it more the second time I saw it.
(Possibly due to the fact that I watched it in Japanese the first time not realizing that it had an English language setting.) I know, I know... don't shake your head at me.

Well...

Looks like I'm gonna be an Aunt.
(stick finger in the air and whirl in a rotating motion)
Woo. Hoo.

I shouldn't be like that,
but it's hard not to be with everybody gushing all over you everywhere you turn.
I mean, what the heck?!
It's not my baby.
So how about a little sanity people?!
If you wanna go all crazy over somebody, it should be my sister.
You see,
the problem is that I don't like kids,
which might change someday,
but not this day,
and probably not tomorrow,
but if it does,
and I find the right guy,
and he knocks me up,
I swear,
I SWEAR,
I'm not telling anyone.
He he... I love it!
I'll just do what I do,
avoid family functions,
and such,
and then one day I'll just show up with a baby, and be like,
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I was pregnant and had a baby."
"Oops, sorry, it must have slipped my mind."

That would be hilarious!
Everyone would be so pissed.
*sigh*...good plan.
Good Plan.

But seriously though, congrats to my sis.
I'm sure she'll make a great mom.

Crafty Panda

I made a big batch of Peanut Butter Cookies today,
and upon baking the last batch,
I instantly remembered that...

I DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES!

I don't know why I made them.
I guess they'll go to work tomorrow.

No sleep for me

Soft mattress?
Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress.
Or the midnight rape.
Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.
One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.

I love Vince Vaughn.

I love you Firefox!

It's Link-Tastic!

I added Beaver and Steve to the links,
which honestly I've been meaning to do for a long time.
And I also put Boot_Error up there too.
I love the panda.
He's a janitor.

Study your chemistry and avoid certain death

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
was H2SO4.



I want this shirt so bad.

Thank you Ronald McDonald

I finally remembered to get this pic off my camera phone.
This was the best Sausage Egg McMuffin I've ever had!
It was perfect in every possible way.
Melted cheese
Sausage without hard bits of who knows what
Egg cooked just right
English muffins not burnt on the edges
Mmmmm... great, now I'm hungry.

Jag-U-Are

My mouth tastes like I licked a cast iron pan.

Poker Face

I see your sweet & sour pork,
and I'll raise you 2 taco schlongs.

Shhhh... I'm stealing bandwidth.

I've become addicted to downloading everything with my office's high speed internet connection.
I just plug my thumb drive in, and away I go.
It's insane, I downloaded the itunes upgrade today and it only took 2 min. 5 sec.
2 minutes and 5 seconds.
I would've had to let it run all night to download the same file with my dial-up connection at home.

It sickens me.

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Well, actually I didn't really fall, but i found it somewhat hard to get up this morning. My back went out last night, so I'm looking sort of like a pretzel.
I've had the same mattress for the last 12 years, maybe it's finally time to breakdown and buy a new one.

What the Hell?!

Where the heck did May come from?!
It totally blindsided me this year.
It was like, I was walking along minding my own business,
when all of a sudden,
I fell down a flight of stairs onto May.

Oh, and that picture is not of me.

Not just a hat rack

I just thought of a great commercial for matches.

You have this kid that finds a box of matches,
strikes one and then he catches fire.
It then says "Keep Away From Children."

I like it.

And...

Plan rhymes with
Flan which is the ugly stepchild of cheesecake, pudding, and crap that sort of rhymes with
Spam which is really good if you fry it up and serve it with fried eggs and Tang, and...
Spam spelled backwards is
Maps which is something you look at if you're lost and want to find your way, which seems like a profound observation about my life, but if you think about it
Flan spelled backwards is Nalf, which doesn't mean anything, but is really similar to
Narf which is what Pinky used to say on Pinky and the Brain.

I really miss that show.

I forgot The Plan...

shocking, but true.
I forgot The Plan that I passively agreed to so many years ago.

The Plan:
1. Obtain job that pays really good money.
2. Becca and I move out on our own.
3. She does her writing/acting/singing thing while I totally support her financially.

Becca kindly reminded me of The Plan the other day.
How could I possibly have forgotten?!
I need to get with the program, I'm falling way behind.

March 30th?!?!

I haven't blogged anything since March 30th?!
That's not right.
I guess I'm out.
Totally empty.
Devoid of anything left to say worth hearing.
Or I guess it should be type worth reading.
But whatever.

I really like Mai Tai drinks.
They are good.

Kill Bill

I figured it out!

I watched Kill Bill Vol. 1 last Friday, and we could not figure out what TV commercial that "Woo Hoo Woo Hoo Hoo!" song was on that the girl band was playing in the movie.

Then, late Tuesday evening, while passively watching TV in my room... I heard it.

"Woo Hoo Woo Hoo Hoo!"

I turned my head to see the TV screen, and what commercial was on?!

Vonage!

It was the music to the Vonage commercial!

Whew... now I can sleep at night.

You be the Judge

My car's odometer is now officially 100,000 miles and counting!
A woo-hoo!
Let's see... when I bought it, it was 7 years old and had 70,000 miles on it already.
Giving it a grand total of 10,000 miles a year.
I've had the car for roughly a year now and it's already up to 100,000.
I drove 30,000 miles in 1 year.
That's insane!
Do you think I drive too much?

Invent This

I'm convinced that if somehow I could get my favorite music to be piped into my head during the day, that I would be much happier.
Think about it, you could just rock out all day to whatever you wanted, and then when someone started talking to you, the music would pause automatically so that you could hear them.
Seriously, wouldn't that be great?!
I'm thinking Apple could invent some sort of ipod implant.

Here is a list of names that I would find exceptable for such a device.

ipod mastermind
ipod imagine
ipod think
ipod vision
ipod forsee

I Love Mexico Week!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Woo Hoo!

My boss is in Mexico all week, which means free week for me!

I'm giddy with excitement, like a retarded schoolgirl.

It's time to celebrate... Margarita style!

Remember Me?

Well, well, well...
it's been a long 'ol time since I've blogged something hasn't it?

Crazy work hours = No new blog posts

So I sit here on this weird sunny, windy, rainy Friday lunch hour ready to write something profound for all of you to read, then I realized that I've never written, said, or done anything profound in my life, so what was I thinking?

Instead, take a nice look at this...

Mad Max Mel

I watched Mad Max this weekend.

Hairway to Steaven

Yup, I'm that stupid.
I was at work the other night, by myself thank God, with the music blaring, of course, when Stairway to Heaven came on the radio.
Well, I started to sing along in the spirit of "7 o'clock get the Led out", but blurted out "hairway to steaven" instead of the obvious lyrics.
Laughing hysterically at myself, I realized that yep, I'm the biggest nerd ever.
I'm sorry Led Zeppelin, I'm so sorry.

Link-O-Rama

I added a new link today.
So, for some chicken hilarity head over to Savage Chickens.
(Shaking fist) Do it!!

I'm Buttercup?

I took a quiz to see which character I was from The Princess Bride...
turns out I'm Buttercup.
Seriously?
Buttercup?!
Well, I guess I could go for the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Helloooooo Cary Elwes *wink* *wink*

Batman Begins

I saw Batman Begins this weekend, and I actually liked it.
Surprisingly so.
















On a completely different note...

What was up with Liam Neeson's hair?!

I mean it looked like someone tripped and fell on him with a pair of buzz cutters so they had to even the other side out to match.
The whole movie, I couldn't not look at it. I was mesmerized.

Oh, and the Tumbler is way cooler than the Batmobile!

Good News Everyone

My tire is now puncture free!
Woo Hoo!

AAA

I totally have this piece of metal something sticking out the side of my rear passenger tire.
It's been losing air, but filling it back up seems to be working so far.
Hopefully, at least until Friday.
Which is when I hope to take my car in to the tire place.
I cross my fingers, and hope everyday that I make it to work and back without a blowout.
So if you see some poor girl on the side of the road with a flat between now and Friday, please stop and help her.
It might just be me.
And we all know I need all the help I can get.

Must Have

I wrote down the names of these 2 songs that I heard online the other day.
I can't find them, yet, but I did just start looking.

I Dream of Jesus by Dead Milkmen
13 Colonel Bogey by Cocksparrer

Must find
download
and burn to CD
Must Have

Calm...... now.

There... that's better.
Big breath in... and out "Aaahhhhhhh"
A very good pic of Ewan courtesy of Becca's blog to make me feel all shiny.
I'm not freaking out any more.
I swear :)

I think I'm going crazy

Mesial

Distal

Lingual

Buccal

Facial

RCT

Resin Posterior 2 surface

Porc. fuse high noble metal

Fistula

Pano

FMX

BWX

Inlay

Onlay

Pulpotomy

Frenectomy

Aunt Jean

We were on our way to the weenie roast,
with the baby hanging out the window...

Not really diggin' Tuesday...

Oh no!
Sky-Octopus!

January 16th sucks!

It's been 5 years today.
5 years.
5 years since my dad died.
How is it that the time passes so quickly,
and yet so slowly at the same time?

I think I'll go cry myself to sleep now.

Easily Amazed?

The other day on my way to work I saw a guy riding a bike with no hands.
Not to say that he didn't have hands,
just that he wasn't holding on to the handlebars.
I just had to smile as he glided past me with his hands in his pockets,
I always wanted to learn how to do that.
As a little kid I would try and try.
Circling my house over and over again,
I would let go of the handlebars,
start wobbling out of control,
only to grab the bars again at the last second. (hey look, its my life)
I was just amazed at this guy, lazily sitting back, hands in pockets, as he soared down the pavement without a care in the world.
I wish I could be more like that.
I don't know, like I said... I just had to smile.

Is that so wrong?

I want to marry a guy who can also fix my car.

I Need New Shoes

I just saw War of the Worlds this weekend.
Good movie.

Two things really bothered me though...
1. That blue vaporizing beam could instantly turn people to ash, but their clothes were unscathed.
2. In the beginning, when that Tripod thing sent out the EMP, why did that man's video camera still work? Huh?! Why?!?!

(Shaking fist) Irritating!!!!!

Well Helloooo Pegasus Galaxy!

OK, so I LOVE Stargate Atlantis!

I'm Back!

I know, I know... no one cares.

Well, the holiday rush is finally over!
I'll be honest.
I've had the time to blog, but instead decided that my time would be better spent playing with all the cool stuff I got for Christmas!
Plus, I've been dog and housesitting for my sister since the 25th, and her lab is really needy, and crazy,
and psychotic.
So, you know, that's a time sucker.
And now its back to the trenches on Tuesday!
No more sleeping in. :(
No more diet coke and pepperoni hot pockets for breakfast.
Now they're for lunch!