Well...

Looks like I'm gonna be an Aunt.
(stick finger in the air and whirl in a rotating motion)
Woo. Hoo.

I shouldn't be like that,
but it's hard not to be with everybody gushing all over you everywhere you turn.
I mean, what the heck?!
It's not my baby.
So how about a little sanity people?!
If you wanna go all crazy over somebody, it should be my sister.
You see,
the problem is that I don't like kids,
which might change someday,
but not this day,
and probably not tomorrow,
but if it does,
and I find the right guy,
and he knocks me up,
I swear,
I SWEAR,
I'm not telling anyone.
He he... I love it!
I'll just do what I do,
avoid family functions,
and such,
and then one day I'll just show up with a baby, and be like,
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I was pregnant and had a baby."
"Oops, sorry, it must have slipped my mind."

That would be hilarious!
Everyone would be so pissed.
*sigh*...good plan.
Good Plan.

But seriously though, congrats to my sis.
I'm sure she'll make a great mom.