Its like, when I wasn't looking 25 sneaked up, knelt behind me, and 24 pushed me right over. They're ganging up against me I tell you!
It's a conspiracy!
Or maybe 25 is more like a rabid dog with leprosy that bit me in the face.
No, no, wait... I think 25 is like a school bus driven by evil elves with afros that clips me in the elbow, and when I fall to the ground, a giant hippopanzee(Hippopotamus+Chimpanzee) steps on me.
Oh, and just for future reference, combining the throwing capacity of a chimpanzee with the bowel movement of a hippo... not the best idea ever.
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