December 20th... Woo Haa!

Serenity is releasing on DVD tomorrow!
And as I stated earlier... Woo Haa!

(Dancing and Chanting)
I can't wait to get it!
I can't wait to buy it!
I can't wait to smell it, and hug it!

Wait... I think it just got weird.

And on another note... I can't believe they killed Wash!
He was a leaf on the wind!
I mean, come on.
I love you Joss Whedon, but first you kill Book, then you turn right around and kill off Wash?!
Thank God your murderous spree ended there, because if you had killed off Mal or Kaylee, I would have had to find you, and hurt you.

Now I'm 0-2

Well, I've already missed giving two different people one of their gifts because they're still being shipped.
Some mailman somewhere has my Best Buy box wedged under the seat in his car.
Just kidding, I know our postal workers have a lot of stuff to deliver, especially around Christmas.
And the two people who didn't get their stuff were my brother-in-law and sister, so no big deal.
Besides, I consider it partially their fault, because they were the ones who wanted to celebrate Christmas a whole week early.
Here's hoping that everything else I ordered online gets here on time, because I just tracked something I got for Becca, and it is currently sitting in a warehouse in Philadelphia. :)

It's Here!

Finally!
The Island is available for my purchasing pleasure.
However, when I walked by it today at the store, I had to simply hold out my hand in longing and mouth the words, "I love you Ewan McGregor."
For my hope is that someone will buy The Island for me for x-mas.
Only 11 more days to go.
Sigh.

An Ode to Dentrix

Oh dear Dentrix,
Why do you suck?
I hate you so much,
I just kicked a duck.

I pull out my hair,
In the frustration.
Your makers were obviously hallucinatin'.

I wish I had some,
of what they were trippin' on,
Then maybe, just maybe,
Me and Dentrix could get along.

Tomorrow

Tomorrow
Tomorrow
I love ya
Tomorrow
It's only a day away
ba bum bum bum

I Hate Shopping!

I really do.
Really.
So, everybody wish me luck, because tomorrow after work I'm going Christmas shopping.
My goal is to get everything I need in one night.
Now, I know thats a lot to expect, but I'm confident that I can get it done.
I've got my list, my VISA, and my comfortable walking shoes.
So, I will be done shopping tomorrow.
I will.
I believe.
I hope.

7 Days!

7 days left till The Island is here!
It's my one true joy.

Sorry, could I be a little more dramatic?

I have one of those foodsaver vacuum things at my house, and the other day I sucked down 2 chocolate muffins in it.
They shrunk to the size of... smaller muffins, and all I could think was how cool it would be to see them reinflate when I opened the bag.
Then, before I could do it, someone else opens the bag... when I'm not even there!
I yelled, "You took my joy!"
And then felt really sad that I was actually looking forward to opening a bag of muffins for over a week.
A week.
Now bow your head and say D'oh.

D'oh.

You Pompous Fluffy Blowhard!

Did anyone read today's Able and Baker comic?
Hilarious!
"Your self important ramblings are like ice picks in my ears!"
I think I'm gonna start saying that to people who piss me off.
Good plan Sara, good plan.

Two Words...

Butner Chiropractors

One word Harry... Haircut.

Becca says Goblet of Fire is "Excellent!"
I'd actually like to see it, but I'm not sure I could sit through 2 hours of starring at Harry and Ron's shaggy hair.
It drives me crazy!
It sends me into a rage.
I start kicking cats in the face,
and running at people with sporks in my hands screaming "AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

Not good.
Not good at all.

Wish I Was Here

Must type to keep from freezing

It is currently 66 degrees in my bedroom.
It's a bit chilly in here.
But never fear!
Johnny Messner is here!
Ooh! You are a bit naurghty. (play Fable, you'll get it)

Longest Week Ever

My grandpa is in the hospital again.
So, you know, I'm the most selfish person ever, because all I can think of is how tired I am of going to the hospital.
Ever since the middle of September, we've been in and out of the hospital for my grandpa about every 2 weeks.
I know I shouldn't complain.
I'm glad my grandpa is OK.
I love him, and I want him to be healthy, but, I'm just so tired.
Tired of the driving,
and the waiting,
and all of the family drama.
Put that together with all the long days at work, and you get...

The Longest Week Ever

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

If by some miracle, anyone besides Becca reads this blog,
there's something you need to know about me.

I'm cheap.

Not in a slutty way, but in a penny pincher - tight wad kinda way.

I live just out of range of good TV reception.
So do I flip the bill for Satellite TV?
No, of course not.
I sit through hours upon hours of static, snow, B&W picture, no sound, and blue screen.
Like a fool!
A fool who doesn't want to spend the 40 bucks a month for something that I can get for free.
Which would be a really great deal if only I could see it.
Tonight, while attempting to decipher what was happening on the latest episode of Bones through the static, I flipped.
ENRAGED!
Enraged that it was happening AGAIN!
I yelled something profane at the TV and shook my fist. (which was really effective... at doing nothing)
If only I could part with the forty dollars I have clutched in my fist.

Midnight Margarita?

Raspberry filled powdered doughnut + margarita wine cooler = stomach ache

TMI

I'm sure nobody wants to know... (but when has that ever stopped me before)
but I am currently consuming my lunch at work and the combination of food items that make it up struck me as funny.

Meatballs with a yummy BBQ sauce
Cheetos
Diet Coke
Dried Mango slices
Cheese sticks
Apple
Mocha candycane

and of course, everything is getting dipped in the BBQ sauce from the meatballs.
Except the diet coke, that would just be wrong.

It's a slow day at work today.
Can you tell I have nothing better to do than write about what I'm eating?

By the way, dried mango slices with BBQ sauce... not my best idea ever.

I Think I've Got A Disease

I just heard the acoustic version of the Matchbox 20 song Disease.
I loved it!
Not a huge Rob Thomas fan,
but nevertheless,
song still rocked.

What Are The Odds?

According to the Insurance Information Institute, the average joe has the following odds of dying from the particular listed event.

Car crash: one in 82
Motorcycle crash: one in 1,159
Falling from stairs or steps: one in 2,331
Airplane accident: one in 5,704
Hit by lightning: one in 56,439
Earthquake: one in 120,161
Dog bite: one in 206,944

I'm liking my odds on the dog bite.

Officer Handsome

OK... so yesterday I got pulled over by a Turlock policeman.
Apparently my right tail light was out.
Would've been nice if someone could have told me. :)
But that's OK, cause he just gave me a warning.
So if by some weird stroke of fate, the officer that pulled me over in Turlock on West Main at 8 o'clock Saturday morning is reading this right now,
thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Thank you for not giving me a fix it ticket.
Oh, and you're hot. :)
Just saying.

Its not Quinn, its Mike Hilton!

When I imagine Becca reading this blog
I see her head exploding
from the stress of having to wade through
all of the improper grammar,
misspelled words,
and general lack of writing ability.

but its gonna be OK Becca
just take a deep breath and look at this picture
good times
good times

Home

I had a dream I stood beneath an orange sky.
You are my own
Here is what I know now
In your love
My salvation
Lies in your love.

WRONG... Try Again

Did anyone read Able and Baker today?

Hilarious!

and if you did, did you read the fact underneath it?

"In 1978, The Speak and Spell became the first device in which the human voice was electronically duplicated on a single chip."

I had one of those!

And I HATED it!

I used to get so frustrated with it,
that I would get a butter knife and pop the batteries out.

My mom and dad would laugh so hard.

I don't know... How?

How did the monkey cross the road?



He jumped on the chicken's back.

Final Fantasy?

As I type, I'm on hold with a tech support company.
Their hold music sounds oddly familar.
I think its the backround music to Final Fantasy VII.
You killed Aries, YOU BASTARD!

Brain Sad

Stupid people make my brain sad.

I handle all of the tech related stuff at work, among other things as well.(I work at a dentist office)
and today was one of our more difficult days, technologically speaking.
Have you ever heard the phrase PEBKAC?
Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
One of my coworkers is just one of those people.
You know the one I talking about.
She's the person that figures that if she doesn't know something that she can just start clicking wherever she wants in hope that she'll figure out whatever it is that she's trying to do.
Now, this process will work every now and then, if you have half a brain.
However, I don't think she possesses that part of her anatomy.
It's click click click.
Then, I hear "Sara, I need help in room 1!"
and I agree... she does need help.
Lots and lots of help.

Initiate Countdown

There are only 43 days left til The Island comes out on DVD!


and only 50 days until Serenity is out!


I can hardly restrain myself from shrieking and giggling like a little girl when I think about it.
yes, I know... I'm an uber nerd.

My Hand To God

I swear to you that this actually happened.
Tonight, on Halloween...
a great and sinister presence manifested itself outside our front door.

Two children were dressed up as boy and girl outhouses.
OUTHOUSES!!!!

I couldn't make this stuff up.
I never laughed so hard in my entire life!

Except for the time when after watching the shower scene in Apollo 13, a classmate suggested that if Tom Hank's wife had been wearing her wedding ring on her big toe, that it wouldn't have fallen down the drain. (Which I know doesn't sound funny, but at the time, was hilarious!)

We're Called Scapers

OK, so how come no one told me that Farscape now comes on normal TV?
Huh?!
I mean a little heads up would have been nice.
I was literally speechless when I happened to stumble across it the other day.
Seriously.
I think I only managed to mutter some sort of high pitched sound.
Kind of like a whale,
or what I imagine a lobster sounds like when it's threatened.

Riley

Has anyone heard Megan Slankard's new song Riley?
It rocks!
I'm this close (put thumb and index finger really close together) to buying the EP off of CD Baby.
Oh, and CD Baby rocks!

Seriously though... someone needs to pry the strawberry laffy taffy out of my hands.
I've eaten like 12 of them already.

Ah, yes.
Strawberry Laffy Taffy.
My ultimate weakness.
It's like Kryptonite.
If I were Supergirl.
Which I'm not.
but still, it's like sweet chewy strawberryie goodness
all small and bite size, just for Halloween.
Mmmm... sweet sweet Kryptonite,
I love you

Throwing in the Towel

I've totally given up on separating my laundry altogether.
Red shirt with white underwear?
(shrug shoulders) Meh...
Who cares?
If pink chonies were the worst thing that could've happened to me this weekend,
then I'm doin' OK.

Hot guy alert!

I saw Killer Instinct today for the first time.
Meaning of course that I saw Johnny Messner.
Mmmm... Johnny :)
Now I know what I'm gonna be watching every Friday at 9.

Oh, and what about the new guy on Alias!
Mmmm... Balthazar Getty.

I think I'm gonna have good dreams tonight.

Killer Tomato

Halloween is coming!

No beer and no TV make Homer something, something…
Go crazy?!?!
Don’t mind if I do!!

Mmmmm....... menthol

I can't get enough of Vicks VapoRub when I'm sick.
I don't like to rub it on me.
No no no.
I just like to carry a little tub of it around and take a hit every now and then.

Out Of My Head

I can't get the music on the Jarhead movie preview out of my head.

It's been clinking around my brain all day.

Acid Trip

Every time I hear the song Possum Kingdom by The Toadies, I take this acid trip back to high school.

Not that I ever took acid.
I swear.
Seriously.

But I'll be in my car going down the road
the song comes on the radio and all of a sudden
psychedelic colors start swirling behind my head
and I begin singing along at the top of my lungs.

I'm a sad sad person.

Premiere

OK...
so my best friend Becca MADE me start a blog
made me
twisted my arm and everything
so here it is, in all its glory
ta da!
i know
it's craptastic