Monday, October 31, 2005

My Hand To God

I swear to you that this actually happened.
Tonight, on Halloween...
a great and sinister presence manifested itself outside our front door.

Two children were dressed up as boy and girl outhouses.
OUTHOUSES!!!!


I couldn't make this stuff up.
I never laughed so hard in my entire life!

Except for the time when after watching the shower scene in Apollo 13, a classmate suggested that if Tom Hank's wife had been wearing her wedding ring on her big toe, that it wouldn't have fallen down the drain.
(Which I know doesn't sound funny, but at the time, was hilarious!)

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