While I wait...

for the Liquid Plummer to unclog my shower drain.
I know, gross.

Have you ever noticed the weird phrases you hear when you flip really fast between radio presets?
Today I heard "All you have to do is suffocate Jimmy Dean." and "you need meat for your bunghole."

(is bunghole one word or two?)

Life Happens

2 days,
6 slices of pizza,
8 movies,
and 7 cans of diet coke
equals one clean room... finally.

Hammer Time

Baywatch!

no boobs!

David Hasselhoff!

Knight Rider!

May 6th, 1923 - October 14th, 2006

Death-Like Symptoms

I just ate 3 eggs that died on August 31st! THAT WAS OVER A MONTH AGO!! I think I'm dying. Well, that will teach me to look at the expiration date next time.
If I start experiencing death-like symptoms, I'll let you know.
You're the first one I talk to, right after the 911 operator.

Donnie Darko

I saw Donnie Darko yesterday.
Or, well, I guess I saw MOST of it yesterday.
I think I'm gonna rent it so I can watch the whole thing.
I really liked the part that I did see though.
Very freaky, and it gave me another reason to fear Patrick Swayze.
Which is always good.
In the last scene of the movie there was a song playing that I immediately recognized,
but I could not for the life of me remember the name or who sang it.
Then it came to me in the middle of the night.(It just popped into my head, no Frank the Bunny, I swear)
It was Mad World by Tears for Fears.
It's been in my head ever since.

And I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had

You all thought I died, didn't you?!

Well, I didn't.
Obviously right?
Otherwise how could I be typing this right now?
Maybe I'm writing from BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!
Wooooooo...

OK, sorry.

Anyways...
I was looking back the other day and realized that my first blog entry was Oct. 25th, 2005.
The 1 year anniversary is fast approaching.
My goal is to have entered 100 posts before the 25th.
Fortunately, this post will bring the grand total to 98, so its looking pretty good.

On another note... Becca and her family got me a digital camera for my birthday.
That's right.
DIGITAL CAMERA!
So from now on you'll have a front row seat for all my photographic masterpieces.
To see the first one, look to the right.

What I'm listening to right now: Mad World (damn you Donnie Darko!)

Hellooooo Pressies!

My mom and sister gave me Simpsons season 8, National Treasure, Burnout: Revenge, and the 1st Lego Star Wars game for my birthday yesterday.
So, needless to say, you may not hear from me for a while.
I'm going to revive my relationship with my TV and PS2.

Oh, how I missed you...

YAAA!

Nobody hits my planet with a ludicrously over-sized item of clothing!

Holy Crap, I'm 25!

Its like, when I wasn't looking 25 sneaked up, knelt behind me, and 24 pushed me right over. They're ganging up against me I tell you!
It's a conspiracy!
Or maybe 25 is more like a rabid dog with leprosy that bit me in the face.
No, no, wait... I think 25 is like a school bus driven by evil elves with afros that clips me in the elbow, and when I fall to the ground, a giant hippopanzee(Hippopotamus+Chimpanzee) steps on me.

Oh, and just for future reference, combining the throwing capacity of a chimpanzee with the bowel movement of a hippo... not the best idea ever.

Remember remember the 5th of November...

A revolution without dance, is a revolution not worth having.

These are way too addictive

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab. And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician. But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker! "Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

The Muppet Personality Test

New Template Woooo!

For once, I felt like a change.
And what is the smallest possible change I could make?
NEW BLOG TEMPLATE!
Wooooooooo!
Wooooooooo!
Pelvic thrust Woooooooooo!
I watched like 5 episodes of Spongebob at my sister's house today.

Nooooooooooo!

Migraine + Tuesday night = Me missing the House season premiere.

Ok,ok,ok...

That's it.
No more blog quizzes.
Unless Becca sends me another one. :)

In other news...
today is the first day of my boss' 2 week vacation, so ya know,
Woo Hoo!
I'm free! I'm free!
If you see someone dancing down the streets singing Ok Go's "Do What You Want"... it's me.

Seems about right.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

I saw this one coming a mile away...

You Are Oscar the Grouch

Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism. You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last. You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part. How you live your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Courtesy of Becca's TV fast

Your Monster Profile

Evil Warrior You Feast On: Peanut Butter You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks

What's Your Monster Name?

Is it just me, or does my mummy have a monstrous booty?!

This week is pure INSANITY!

I'm taking my salamander to the Obstetrician, so I'll see you on Thursday.

That horse was probably plotting it for months

Horse breaks leg of Ringo Starr's wife.