New Template Woooo!

For once, I felt like a change.
And what is the smallest possible change I could make?
NEW BLOG TEMPLATE!
Wooooooooo!
Wooooooooo!
Pelvic thrust Woooooooooo!
I watched like 5 episodes of Spongebob at my sister's house today.

Nooooooooooo!

Migraine + Tuesday night = Me missing the House season premiere.

Ok,ok,ok...

That's it.
No more blog quizzes.
Unless Becca sends me another one. :)

In other news...
today is the first day of my boss' 2 week vacation, so ya know,
Woo Hoo!
I'm free! I'm free!
If you see someone dancing down the streets singing Ok Go's "Do What You Want"... it's me.

Seems about right.

Your Famous Last Words Will Be:

"I dunno, press the button and find out."

What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?

I saw this one coming a mile away...

You Are Oscar the Grouch

Grumpy and grouchy, you aren't just pessimistic. You revel in your pessimism. You are usually feeling: Unhappy. Unless it's rainy outside, and even then you know the foul weather won't last. You are famous for: Being mean yet loveable. And you hate the loveable part. How you live your life: As a slob. But it's not repelling as many people as you'd like!

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Courtesy of Becca's TV fast

Your Monster Profile

Evil Warrior You Feast On: Peanut Butter You Lurk Around In: Corn Fields You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks

What's Your Monster Name?

Is it just me, or does my mummy have a monstrous booty?!

This week is pure INSANITY!

I'm taking my salamander to the Obstetrician, so I'll see you on Thursday.

That horse was probably plotting it for months

Horse breaks leg of Ringo Starr's wife.

And don't forget it! Savvy?

Your Pirate Name Is...

Lieutenant-Colonel Neck Snapper Nellie

Mothra

Tonight I was outside watering the flowers, in the dark, with a flashlight trying to see what I was doing, and then it came. I heard this "thwt, thwt, thwt" noise, and for a split second I was like, "What's that?!"

Then it brushed my hair while flying by my head trying to get to my flashlight! It was the biggest moth I had ever seen! It was like a bird!


I tell you what... you have never seen someone throw such a fit in all your life. I was flailing and screaming "It's in my hair, it's in my hair!"
Then I had to run in the house to look in the mirror to make sure it wasn't on my back or something.Good news... I'm officially moth-free.

Paging Dr. Feelgood... Dr. Feelgood

Trip to Psychiatrist........................................ $250
Perscription for Lithium.................................. $120
Fighting with you split personality...................... Priceless

Warm in these Rhinos...

Holy Crap it's Fracking Hot!
I get home at night, and it's 99 degrees in my house.

Not to be too over dramatic, but I'm sorry, that's insane!

Come on everybody sing with me...
hot diddy hot diddy hot hot hot (high)
hot diddy hot diddy hot hot hot (low)
hot diddy hot diddy hot hot hot (really high)
hot diddy hot hot hot (big finale)

I think the heat has cooked my brain.
Shut up, no it hasn't
you shut up
no you
fart face
butt hippo
monkey farmer

no wait, wait...

I'll amend... Your Face!

Only You Can Prevent Forrest Fires

Here's the newest pics from the front lines of the San Antonio Canyon Fire.














Revel in my mad camera phone skills. :)

My new favorite old guy

Move over crusty Ray Liota, Harrison Ford, and Mel Gibson.

And make way for Marton Csokas!

I saw Aeon Flux this Saturday,
and I actually liked it.
I know, shocking!
It's just that it got so many bad reviews, that I expected it to be total crap.
But it wasn't, it was cool, and a lot less bizzaro than it's animated counterpart.

Lets just call it a dud of a weekend.

Do you ever have those times when you just can't get out of your own tracks?
No?
Just me?
Well, OK then.
I had all these things that I was going to do this weekend,
but I just never did any of them.
I went to bed at 3am,
woke up at noon,
and was pretty much "pppffththfth" (make a thumbs down) the rest of the day.
So, I don't know... meh.
But, at least this coming weekend is a 5 day weekend,
so,
ya know,
Woo Hoo!

I'm melting... melting!

Dude!
It is so freaking HOT!
Or, if I were Becca, I'd say it's so fracking HOT!

Seriously though, HOT HOT HOT!

I finally know how to say "Holy Shit!" in Japanese!

All thanks to Final Fantasy Advent Children.
I loved it by the way.
If anything, I liked it more the second time I saw it.
(Possibly due to the fact that I watched it in Japanese the first time not realizing that it had an English language setting.) I know, I know... don't shake your head at me.

Well...

Looks like I'm gonna be an Aunt.
(stick finger in the air and whirl in a rotating motion)
Woo. Hoo.

I shouldn't be like that,
but it's hard not to be with everybody gushing all over you everywhere you turn.
I mean, what the heck?!
It's not my baby.
So how about a little sanity people?!
If you wanna go all crazy over somebody, it should be my sister.
You see,
the problem is that I don't like kids,
which might change someday,
but not this day,
and probably not tomorrow,
but if it does,
and I find the right guy,
and he knocks me up,
I swear,
I SWEAR,
I'm not telling anyone.
He he... I love it!
I'll just do what I do,
avoid family functions,
and such,
and then one day I'll just show up with a baby, and be like,
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I was pregnant and had a baby."
"Oops, sorry, it must have slipped my mind."

That would be hilarious!
Everyone would be so pissed.
*sigh*...good plan.
Good Plan.

But seriously though, congrats to my sis.
I'm sure she'll make a great mom.

Crafty Panda

I made a big batch of Peanut Butter Cookies today,
and upon baking the last batch,
I instantly remembered that...

I DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES!

I don't know why I made them.
I guess they'll go to work tomorrow.

No sleep for me

Soft mattress?
Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress.
Or the midnight rape.
Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.
One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.

I love Vince Vaughn.