My new favorite old guy

Move over crusty Ray Liota, Harrison Ford, and Mel Gibson.

And make way for Marton Csokas!

I saw Aeon Flux this Saturday,
and I actually liked it.
I know, shocking!
It's just that it got so many bad reviews, that I expected it to be total crap.
But it wasn't, it was cool, and a lot less bizzaro than it's animated counterpart.

Lets just call it a dud of a weekend.

Do you ever have those times when you just can't get out of your own tracks?
No?
Just me?
Well, OK then.
I had all these things that I was going to do this weekend,
but I just never did any of them.
I went to bed at 3am,
woke up at noon,
and was pretty much "pppffththfth" (make a thumbs down) the rest of the day.
So, I don't know... meh.
But, at least this coming weekend is a 5 day weekend,
so,
ya know,
Woo Hoo!

I'm melting... melting!

Dude!
It is so freaking HOT!
Or, if I were Becca, I'd say it's so fracking HOT!

Seriously though, HOT HOT HOT!

I finally know how to say "Holy Shit!" in Japanese!

All thanks to Final Fantasy Advent Children.
I loved it by the way.
If anything, I liked it more the second time I saw it.
(Possibly due to the fact that I watched it in Japanese the first time not realizing that it had an English language setting.) I know, I know... don't shake your head at me.

Well...

Looks like I'm gonna be an Aunt.
(stick finger in the air and whirl in a rotating motion)
Woo. Hoo.

I shouldn't be like that,
but it's hard not to be with everybody gushing all over you everywhere you turn.
I mean, what the heck?!
It's not my baby.
So how about a little sanity people?!
If you wanna go all crazy over somebody, it should be my sister.
You see,
the problem is that I don't like kids,
which might change someday,
but not this day,
and probably not tomorrow,
but if it does,
and I find the right guy,
and he knocks me up,
I swear,
I SWEAR,
I'm not telling anyone.
He he... I love it!
I'll just do what I do,
avoid family functions,
and such,
and then one day I'll just show up with a baby, and be like,
"Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I was pregnant and had a baby."
"Oops, sorry, it must have slipped my mind."

That would be hilarious!
Everyone would be so pissed.
*sigh*...good plan.
Good Plan.

But seriously though, congrats to my sis.
I'm sure she'll make a great mom.

Crafty Panda

I made a big batch of Peanut Butter Cookies today,
and upon baking the last batch,
I instantly remembered that...

I DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER COOKIES!

I don't know why I made them.
I guess they'll go to work tomorrow.

No sleep for me

Soft mattress?
Yeah, it could have been the soft mattress.
Or the midnight rape.
Or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night.
One of those three probably contributed to the lack of sleep.

I love Vince Vaughn.