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SMELL THIS JAR!

(actual reenactment of me running in laundry room with jar)

OK, this all started when something, I think an elephant, died under my house. I tried and failed to successfully describe the stench to Becca. I became obsessed. The smell was so foul, so offensive, so putrid, that I couldn't let it go. I devised a plan. A plan so diabolical, so fiendish, so evil, that I was positive it would work. First, I located a mason jar in said smelly house. Then, I left it out at the epicenter of stinkyness for a week. Lastly, this morning when I went to screw the lid on I gave it a few quick passes in the air, to trap the smelliness inside of course, as I ran around in the laundry room. Now off to Becca's to deliver the payload of wretchedness!

Scooby Dooby Doo where are you?

Looks like The Mystery Machine broke down in one of the most unlikely of places... the El Rosal in Riverbank. Or maybe they just stopped for a Scooby Snack lol

and don't you just love the super fantastic cell phone video? thats HD quality!

Thats right out of the jar people

Saddest Lunch Ever

i don't know whether to lick your face or bite your face

OK, so the other morning I had to get up at 3 am to go on a work related road trip. When I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror, for some reason started doing the Steve Large Dance. I chose to chalk it up to being rummy dummy after only 3 hours of sleep, but now I find myself doing it every morning. It puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day, which is good seeing how I'm usually what I refer to as a Morning Zombie. lol

Does anyone have any more dance suggestions for my mornings? I was thinking of brushing up on my Thriller routine for Halloween =)

(this question is aimed @ you Becca, cause I know ur the only person who reads this thing lol)

... and Hunger Games on commercial breaks lol

Nothing beats Supernatural and Su Casita on a Thursday night :)

Why did it have to be spiders?!

OK, so I watched The Mist over at Becca's last night.
without giving anything away, I'll just say WORST END TO A MOVIE EVER! UUGGGH!

Anyways... when I get home, what's in my bedroom?

SPIDERS!

yeah, that's right, 2 of them.
it was late, i was tired, and they were both in the corner.
(which everybody knows is the hardest spot to kill a spider)
so i said, "LOOK! You stay in your corner, I'll stay in mine, and nobody has to die!",
"and if you turn out to be the inter-dimensional acid web slinging, laying spider babies in my body while I'm sleeping kind of spiders from The Mist, I'm so gonna be pissed!"