Scooby Dooby Doo where are you?

Looks like The Mystery Machine broke down in one of the most unlikely of places... the El Rosal in Riverbank. Or maybe they just stopped for a Scooby Snack lol

and don't you just love the super fantastic cell phone video? thats HD quality!

Thats right out of the jar people

Saddest Lunch Ever

i don't know whether to lick your face or bite your face

OK, so the other morning I had to get up at 3 am to go on a work related road trip. When I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror, for some reason started doing the Steve Large Dance. I chose to chalk it up to being rummy dummy after only 3 hours of sleep, but now I find myself doing it every morning. It puts me in a great mood for the rest of the day, which is good seeing how I'm usually what I refer to as a Morning Zombie. lol

Does anyone have any more dance suggestions for my mornings? I was thinking of brushing up on my Thriller routine for Halloween =)

(this question is aimed @ you Becca, cause I know ur the only person who reads this thing lol)

... and Hunger Games on commercial breaks lol

Nothing beats Supernatural and Su Casita on a Thursday night :)

Why did it have to be spiders?!

OK, so I watched The Mist over at Becca's last night.
without giving anything away, I'll just say WORST END TO A MOVIE EVER! UUGGGH!

Anyways... when I get home, what's in my bedroom?

SPIDERS!

yeah, that's right, 2 of them.
it was late, i was tired, and they were both in the corner.
(which everybody knows is the hardest spot to kill a spider)
so i said, "LOOK! You stay in your corner, I'll stay in mine, and nobody has to die!",
"and if you turn out to be the inter-dimensional acid web slinging, laying spider babies in my body while I'm sleeping kind of spiders from The Mist, I'm so gonna be pissed!"

frickin' heart candies... always making me feel bad

kiss me
my love
marry me
my pet
love you
sunshine
marry me
my man
love
smile
be good
love you
kiss me

Best Holiday Ever!

I love Groundhog's Day!
Looks like 6 more weeks of winter this year.
woo hoo!
do you think seeing a crazy amount of one headlight cars all of a sudden is some sort of death omen?
vacuum sealed Tang snot explosion Tom Brady work nightmares
i know... i'll turn him into a duck!
oh wait, i don't know how to do that...
and i don't really need a duck.

another strange pickle dream

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Life's a bitch
and then you die.

What Not to Wear

My boss was sick yesterday, so I got home around 2.
Which never happens!
I had laundry and other things to do, so I changed my clothes.
My mom walked in the door about 3 hours later and said "What the hell are you wearing?!"

I was dressed in a F.B.I. t-shirt, scrub pants, and homer simpson slippers.
She said I looked like a crazy person.

Oh, and by the way, Phase 7: My finger is healed! Woo Hoo!
And... I can play Guitar Hero again!
But not a real guitar.
At least not yet.

What I'm listening to right now: Paint it Black --The Rolling Stones

Spree

It's a kick in the monkey!

Uber-Dorky Nerd Queen!

What I'm listening to right now: Strawberry --Everclear

Can't even spell my own name...

Stage 6: I pulled my fingernail off!

Also... my ipod FM tuner doubles as a cop detector!
"How is that possible!", you ask?
The music gets all bajiggity anytime I get close to a cop car, or big rig. :)
Also, today, I spelled my own name wrong on a card, then stabbed myself in the hand with a pen. I was just a little off today.

What I'm listening to right now: Fake It-- Seether

World's Largest Slip n' Slide

i have the largest dragonfly corpse ever on record in the back of my car
a bird and a dragonfly somewhere quite possibly have mated
and their offspring abomination is slowly rotting
between the tarp, shovel, and the ax
i'm not even joking.
I'm waiting for it to dry up in to a pile of buggy dust and blow away, or until i sell my car, in which case i'll inform the new owners that the freaky insect is now their problem.
my finger has blown by Stage 4: Sloughing
and Stage 5: Under the fingernail Fleshy Blob
and I pass a house everyday that i think the owners are installing the world's largest slip n' slide or it could be a huge water slide that goes from their front steps to the pond at the bottom of the hill their house is on
either is a good idea
i think i'll invite myself over
although, why invite myself over when i can just trespass
and my favorite crayon color is still Razzle Dazzle Smell My Butt

What I'm listening to right now: Communication Breakdown --Led Zeppelin

Driver picks the music...

shotgun shuts his cakehole.

season 2 of Supernatural is finally here!
I saw it at the store today and actually gasped out loud
scared a lady
sorry lady :)

What I'm listening to right now: Eyes --Rogue Wave

catching up

Simpsons movie was hilarious!
birthday approaching
oh, and my finger has reached Phase 3: Crust

in case you were wondering what the first two phases were...
Phase 1: My finger is off!
Phase 2: Floppy

What i'm listening to right now: Jump --Van Halen

this is how i wanna go

death by high five, best wheel of fortune moment ever...

I was watching The Wheel the other night, and Pat Sajak almost got it in the head by two contestants high fiving each other. He stepped back and said, "Whoa! One of these days I'm gonna walk right in to one of those, and it is going to kill me."

What I'm listening to right now: Walk Like an Egyptian -- Bangles

I type really slow now

my finger + wood splitter =



what i'm listening to right now: Gotta Have You --The Weepies

and so shall it be written...

I hereby declare the last three days to be Cute Guys at Work Day!
Or Days!
Or Day-a thon!
Or something :)
I tell you what, the sudden influx of attractive young males at my job is becoming freaky, but I like it.

What I'm listening to right now: Teenagers --My Chemical Romance

D'oh!

There are officially only 4 days left to the opening of The Simpsons Movie!
I saw a trailer for it 2 years ago, and made Becca promise me then and there that she would go with me when it came out.
Well, well, well... the day is finally here, and I'm calling in your promise. :)
Woo Hoo!
Homer on the big screen... its gonna be the best day ever!

What I'm listening to right now: Side of a Bullet --Nickelback