I love you Firefox!

It's Link-Tastic!

I added Beaver and Steve to the links,
which honestly I've been meaning to do for a long time.
And I also put Boot_Error up there too.
I love the panda.
He's a janitor.

Study your chemistry and avoid certain death

Johnny was a chemist's son, but Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H2O
was H2SO4.



I want this shirt so bad.

Thank you Ronald McDonald

I finally remembered to get this pic off my camera phone.
This was the best Sausage Egg McMuffin I've ever had!
It was perfect in every possible way.
Melted cheese
Sausage without hard bits of who knows what
Egg cooked just right
English muffins not burnt on the edges
Mmmmm... great, now I'm hungry.

Jag-U-Are

My mouth tastes like I licked a cast iron pan.

Poker Face

I see your sweet & sour pork,
and I'll raise you 2 taco schlongs.

Shhhh... I'm stealing bandwidth.

I've become addicted to downloading everything with my office's high speed internet connection.
I just plug my thumb drive in, and away I go.
It's insane, I downloaded the itunes upgrade today and it only took 2 min. 5 sec.
2 minutes and 5 seconds.
I would've had to let it run all night to download the same file with my dial-up connection at home.

It sickens me.

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!

Well, actually I didn't really fall, but i found it somewhat hard to get up this morning. My back went out last night, so I'm looking sort of like a pretzel.
I've had the same mattress for the last 12 years, maybe it's finally time to breakdown and buy a new one.

What the Hell?!

Where the heck did May come from?!
It totally blindsided me this year.
It was like, I was walking along minding my own business,
when all of a sudden,
I fell down a flight of stairs onto May.

Oh, and that picture is not of me.

Not just a hat rack

I just thought of a great commercial for matches.

You have this kid that finds a box of matches,
strikes one and then he catches fire.
It then says "Keep Away From Children."

I like it.

And...

Plan rhymes with
Flan which is the ugly stepchild of cheesecake, pudding, and crap that sort of rhymes with
Spam which is really good if you fry it up and serve it with fried eggs and Tang, and...
Spam spelled backwards is
Maps which is something you look at if you're lost and want to find your way, which seems like a profound observation about my life, but if you think about it
Flan spelled backwards is Nalf, which doesn't mean anything, but is really similar to
Narf which is what Pinky used to say on Pinky and the Brain.

I really miss that show.

I forgot The Plan...

shocking, but true.
I forgot The Plan that I passively agreed to so many years ago.

The Plan:
1. Obtain job that pays really good money.
2. Becca and I move out on our own.
3. She does her writing/acting/singing thing while I totally support her financially.

Becca kindly reminded me of The Plan the other day.
How could I possibly have forgotten?!
I need to get with the program, I'm falling way behind.

March 30th?!?!

I haven't blogged anything since March 30th?!
That's not right.
I guess I'm out.
Totally empty.
Devoid of anything left to say worth hearing.
Or I guess it should be type worth reading.
But whatever.

I really like Mai Tai drinks.
They are good.

Kill Bill

I figured it out!

I watched Kill Bill Vol. 1 last Friday, and we could not figure out what TV commercial that "Woo Hoo Woo Hoo Hoo!" song was on that the girl band was playing in the movie.

Then, late Tuesday evening, while passively watching TV in my room... I heard it.

"Woo Hoo Woo Hoo Hoo!"

I turned my head to see the TV screen, and what commercial was on?!

Vonage!

It was the music to the Vonage commercial!

Whew... now I can sleep at night.

You be the Judge

My car's odometer is now officially 100,000 miles and counting!
A woo-hoo!
Let's see... when I bought it, it was 7 years old and had 70,000 miles on it already.
Giving it a grand total of 10,000 miles a year.
I've had the car for roughly a year now and it's already up to 100,000.
I drove 30,000 miles in 1 year.
That's insane!
Do you think I drive too much?

Invent This

I'm convinced that if somehow I could get my favorite music to be piped into my head during the day, that I would be much happier.
Think about it, you could just rock out all day to whatever you wanted, and then when someone started talking to you, the music would pause automatically so that you could hear them.
Seriously, wouldn't that be great?!
I'm thinking Apple could invent some sort of ipod implant.

Here is a list of names that I would find exceptable for such a device.

ipod mastermind
ipod imagine
ipod think
ipod vision
ipod forsee

I Love Mexico Week!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Woo Hoo!

My boss is in Mexico all week, which means free week for me!

I'm giddy with excitement, like a retarded schoolgirl.

It's time to celebrate... Margarita style!

Remember Me?

Well, well, well...
it's been a long 'ol time since I've blogged something hasn't it?

Crazy work hours = No new blog posts

So I sit here on this weird sunny, windy, rainy Friday lunch hour ready to write something profound for all of you to read, then I realized that I've never written, said, or done anything profound in my life, so what was I thinking?

Instead, take a nice look at this...

Mad Max Mel

I watched Mad Max this weekend.

Hairway to Steaven

Yup, I'm that stupid.
I was at work the other night, by myself thank God, with the music blaring, of course, when Stairway to Heaven came on the radio.
Well, I started to sing along in the spirit of "7 o'clock get the Led out", but blurted out "hairway to steaven" instead of the obvious lyrics.
Laughing hysterically at myself, I realized that yep, I'm the biggest nerd ever.
I'm sorry Led Zeppelin, I'm so sorry.