Why did it have to be spiders?!

OK, so I watched The Mist over at Becca's last night.
without giving anything away, I'll just say WORST END TO A MOVIE EVER! UUGGGH!

Anyways... when I get home, what's in my bedroom?

SPIDERS!

yeah, that's right, 2 of them.
it was late, i was tired, and they were both in the corner.
(which everybody knows is the hardest spot to kill a spider)
so i said, "LOOK! You stay in your corner, I'll stay in mine, and nobody has to die!",
"and if you turn out to be the inter-dimensional acid web slinging, laying spider babies in my body while I'm sleeping kind of spiders from The Mist, I'm so gonna be pissed!"

frickin' heart candies... always making me feel bad

kiss me
my love
marry me
my pet
love you
sunshine
marry me
my man
love
smile
be good
love you
kiss me

Best Holiday Ever!

I love Groundhog's Day!
Looks like 6 more weeks of winter this year.
woo hoo!
do you think seeing a crazy amount of one headlight cars all of a sudden is some sort of death omen?
vacuum sealed Tang snot explosion Tom Brady work nightmares
i know... i'll turn him into a duck!
oh wait, i don't know how to do that...
and i don't really need a duck.

another strange pickle dream

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Life's a bitch
and then you die.