Can't even spell my own name...

Stage 6: I pulled my fingernail off!

Also... my ipod FM tuner doubles as a cop detector!
"How is that possible!", you ask?
The music gets all bajiggity anytime I get close to a cop car, or big rig. :)
Also, today, I spelled my own name wrong on a card, then stabbed myself in the hand with a pen. I was just a little off today.

What I'm listening to right now: Fake It-- Seether

World's Largest Slip n' Slide

i have the largest dragonfly corpse ever on record in the back of my car
a bird and a dragonfly somewhere quite possibly have mated
and their offspring abomination is slowly rotting
between the tarp, shovel, and the ax
i'm not even joking.
I'm waiting for it to dry up in to a pile of buggy dust and blow away, or until i sell my car, in which case i'll inform the new owners that the freaky insect is now their problem.
my finger has blown by Stage 4: Sloughing
and Stage 5: Under the fingernail Fleshy Blob
and I pass a house everyday that i think the owners are installing the world's largest slip n' slide or it could be a huge water slide that goes from their front steps to the pond at the bottom of the hill their house is on
either is a good idea
i think i'll invite myself over
although, why invite myself over when i can just trespass
and my favorite crayon color is still Razzle Dazzle Smell My Butt

What I'm listening to right now: Communication Breakdown --Led Zeppelin