Thursday, September 14, 2006

Hellooooo Pressies!

My mom and sister gave me Simpsons season 8, National Treasure, Burnout: Revenge, and the 1st Lego Star Wars game for my birthday yesterday.
So, needless to say, you may not hear from me for a while.
I'm going to revive my relationship with my TV and PS2.

Oh, how I missed you...

YAAA!

Nobody hits my planet with a ludicrously over-sized item of clothing!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Holy Crap, I'm 25!

Its like, when I wasn't looking 25 sneaked up, knelt behind me, and 24 pushed me right over. They're ganging up against me I tell you!
It's a conspiracy!
Or maybe 25 is more like a rabid dog with leprosy that bit me in the face.
No, no, wait... I think 25 is like a school bus driven by evil elves with afros that clips me in the elbow, and when I fall to the ground, a giant hippopanzee(Hippopotamus+Chimpanzee) steps on me.

Oh, and just for future reference, combining the throwing capacity of a chimpanzee with the bowel movement of a hippo... not the best idea ever.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Remember remember the 5th of November...

A revolution without dance, is a revolution not worth having.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

These are way too addictive

You Are Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

You take the title "mad scientist" to the extreme -with very scary things coming out of your lab.
And you've invented some pretty cool things, from a banana sharpener to a robot politician.
But while you're busy turning gold into cottage cheese, you need to watch out for poor little Beaker!
"Oh, that's very naughty, Beaker! Now you eat these paper clips this minute."

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

New Template Woooo!

For once, I felt like a change.
And what is the smallest possible change I could make?
NEW BLOG TEMPLATE!
Wooooooooo!
Wooooooooo!
Pelvic thrust Woooooooooo!
I watched like 5 episodes of Spongebob at my sister's house today.

Nooooooooooo!

Migraine + Tuesday night = Me missing the House season premiere.