My Hand To God

I swear to you that this actually happened.
Tonight, on Halloween...
a great and sinister presence manifested itself outside our front door.

Two children were dressed up as boy and girl outhouses.
OUTHOUSES!!!!

I couldn't make this stuff up.
I never laughed so hard in my entire life!

Except for the time when after watching the shower scene in Apollo 13, a classmate suggested that if Tom Hank's wife had been wearing her wedding ring on her big toe, that it wouldn't have fallen down the drain. (Which I know doesn't sound funny, but at the time, was hilarious!)

We're Called Scapers

OK, so how come no one told me that Farscape now comes on normal TV?
Huh?!
I mean a little heads up would have been nice.
I was literally speechless when I happened to stumble across it the other day.
Seriously.
I think I only managed to mutter some sort of high pitched sound.
Kind of like a whale,
or what I imagine a lobster sounds like when it's threatened.

Riley

Has anyone heard Megan Slankard's new song Riley?
It rocks!
I'm this close (put thumb and index finger really close together) to buying the EP off of CD Baby.
Oh, and CD Baby rocks!

Seriously though... someone needs to pry the strawberry laffy taffy out of my hands.
I've eaten like 12 of them already.

Ah, yes.
Strawberry Laffy Taffy.
My ultimate weakness.
It's like Kryptonite.
If I were Supergirl.
Which I'm not.
but still, it's like sweet chewy strawberryie goodness
all small and bite size, just for Halloween.
Mmmm... sweet sweet Kryptonite,
I love you

Throwing in the Towel

I've totally given up on separating my laundry altogether.
Red shirt with white underwear?
(shrug shoulders) Meh...
Who cares?
If pink chonies were the worst thing that could've happened to me this weekend,
then I'm doin' OK.

Hot guy alert!

I saw Killer Instinct today for the first time.
Meaning of course that I saw Johnny Messner.
Mmmm... Johnny :)
Now I know what I'm gonna be watching every Friday at 9.

Oh, and what about the new guy on Alias!
Mmmm... Balthazar Getty.

I think I'm gonna have good dreams tonight.

Killer Tomato

Halloween is coming!

No beer and no TV make Homer something, something…
Go crazy?!?!
Don’t mind if I do!!

Mmmmm....... menthol

I can't get enough of Vicks VapoRub when I'm sick.
I don't like to rub it on me.
No no no.
I just like to carry a little tub of it around and take a hit every now and then.

Out Of My Head

I can't get the music on the Jarhead movie preview out of my head.

It's been clinking around my brain all day.

Acid Trip

Every time I hear the song Possum Kingdom by The Toadies, I take this acid trip back to high school.

Not that I ever took acid.
I swear.
Seriously.

But I'll be in my car going down the road
the song comes on the radio and all of a sudden
psychedelic colors start swirling behind my head
and I begin singing along at the top of my lungs.

I'm a sad sad person.

Premiere

OK...
so my best friend Becca MADE me start a blog
made me
twisted my arm and everything
so here it is, in all its glory
ta da!
i know
it's craptastic